Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
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Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
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The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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