I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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