Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
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I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
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We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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