Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
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once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
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direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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