if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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