i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
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i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
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He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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