is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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