You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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