so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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