And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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