Will you blow on my dice?
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
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I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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