super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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