ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
they need to just BURY HIM!
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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