He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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