So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
