butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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