Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
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He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
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I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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