thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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