ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
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I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
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somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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