Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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