i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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