is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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