Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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