I wish i was in the wii world.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Randomize
