YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
