Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
so let's talk penis.
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you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
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She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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