Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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