Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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