Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
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I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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