we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
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Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
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Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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