when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Will exercising make me less horny?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Randomize
