The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
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So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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