I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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