Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
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He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
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I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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