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shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
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My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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