He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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