Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
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I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
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Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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