in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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