Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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