someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
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No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
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We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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