It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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