so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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