Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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