what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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