It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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