your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I have fence marks all over my body
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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