I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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