I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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