I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
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At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
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Can you bring me the toilet please
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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