This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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