i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I am naked and annoyed.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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