who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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