Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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