Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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