please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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