it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
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nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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