No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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