she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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