i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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