Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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